Delicious Tears

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 10/06/2015 at 23:36 • Filed to: Baseballopnik

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I want to taste them. Savor them. Bathe in them. I want to be there when Alex “Cheating Bastard” Rodriguez thinks about his strikeouts tonight as he lays on his bed of $100 bills, trying desperately not to cry himself to sleep.

Delicious Tears.

Nibby > PatBateman 10/06/2015 at 23:40

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Birddog > PatBateman 10/06/2015 at 23:40

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You present an odd perspective there.

PatBateman > Nibby 10/06/2015 at 23:43

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I’m just imagining ARod’s face there. And cackling.

PatBateman > Birddog 10/06/2015 at 23:43

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Odd? Maybe. From the heart? Absolutely.

Nibby > PatBateman 10/06/2015 at 23:46

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To be fair, he had a much better season than most people expected.

Birddog > PatBateman 10/06/2015 at 23:46

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Right on!

Hell, I’m still floored that the Cubs are playing in October. This shouldn’t be. I think it’s a Law!

PatBateman > Nibby 10/06/2015 at 23:48

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I hope that SOB is blackballed from Cooperstown. The same as everyone who used PEDs.

PatBateman > Birddog 10/06/2015 at 23:48

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The Billy Goat will catch up to them.

Nibby > PatBateman 10/06/2015 at 23:51

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Only time will tell.

EL_ULY > PatBateman 10/06/2015 at 23:53

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Sooo yummy! Taste like pinche Pace picante sauce

Birddog > PatBateman 10/06/2015 at 23:56

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It’s only a matter of time. Can’t blame Bartman anymore.

DrJohannVegas > PatBateman 10/07/2015 at 00:07

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Those tears aren’t the only things that are salty.

(Also, fuck the Yankees.)

ly2v8-Brian > PatBateman 10/07/2015 at 00:27

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You shut your mouth!

ly2v8-Brian > PatBateman 10/07/2015 at 00:28

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If he or Bonds get in then they better put Rose in.

ly2v8-Brian > PatBateman 10/07/2015 at 00:29

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As a Twins fan, I take delight in this.

Dunnik > PatBateman 10/07/2015 at 00:50

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ihm96 > ly2v8-Brian 10/07/2015 at 01:07

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Honestly why shouldn't rose and bonds be in the hall? Bonds before PEDs was still on the way to a HOF career. How insane is it that the mlb player with the most hits ever in the 100 some year history of the sport isn't in the hall of fame

Cherry_man1 > Birddog 10/07/2015 at 01:13

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Don’t worry if the Pirates don’t stop them, Cardinals will. STL owns October.

ly2v8-Brian > ihm96 10/07/2015 at 01:25

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I was just saying the first example to come to mind. But good point.

Birddog > Cherry_man1 10/07/2015 at 01:28

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Don’t get me wrong here. I’m a South Sider and a Bears fan.

The Cards can have it. I can’t stand the Cubs.

Cherry_man1 > Birddog 10/07/2015 at 01:41

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Did the Sox make it in? or no?

Birddog > Cherry_man1 10/07/2015 at 02:02

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No. It wouldn’t matter if they did. Because Cubs.

The 04-05 Sox won the World Series and the next day? Aside from a few hangovers, nothing..

If the Cubs make it and win it? Chicago will burn again.

I don’t get it.

NYankee1927 > Dunnik 10/07/2015 at 09:27

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I am a Yankees and and this is so true. Fucking A-Rod chokes every single post season. He has never had a even halfway decent showing. Giant asshole in my book. Good regular season guy, but come post season we should just go pull someone up from AAA

coqui70 > PatBateman 10/10/2015 at 19:08

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Go ‘Stros!

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > PatBateman 10/11/2015 at 17:20

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My New Yorker side says “Fuck you,” my Twins fan side says “Eh, whatever”